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The Man Who Came Too Much by Ellie Saxx The Man Who Came Too Much by Ellie Saxx Feb. 08, 2012 $2.99 5933 words Sample 30%
Chet Flood has a unique problem. Or talent, depending on how you look at it. As Chet himself says, "When I cum, I fill jars." Follow Chet through some of his most formative and hilarious encounters as he learns to deal with the aftermath of his formidable talent. Bring your wading boots. Dust off your umbrella. You might just get soaked in this explicit, comic re-telling - in Chet's own words!
Appetizers by Rajan Patel Appetizers by Rajan Patel Feb. 08, 2012 $2.99 1344 words Sample 20%
“This is a nice place,” Stef said as she gazed around at the opulent decorations of the restaurant. Styled in early 1900’s art deco, the furnishings, artwork, and decorations were all authentic to that period, but they were blended with modern work as well, taking away the garish nature and making the place look timeless.
The Sexorcist by Anora Lane The Sexorcist by Anora Lane Feb. 06, 2012 $2.99 5163 words Sample 35%
When their adult daughter Regina begins displaying absurd and lustful behaviors, a farming couple calls in Father Johnson to determine if she is possessed. The priest quickly agrees that a sexorcism is in order. Unfortunately, keeping Regina’s virginity intact may mean sacrificing a virginity of his own!
Sex With The Minotaur by Lani Lawton Sex With The Minotaur by Lani Lawton Feb. 02, 2012 $2.99 5350 words Sample 20%
Penelope and her friends just wanted to celebrate Midsummer's Eve in the woods. After they break out the champagne, the night ends in a naked dance around the bonfire. Was it the night, the dance, or a mispoken incantation that brought him from another time and space? The monster starts to visit Penelope in her bed. Is he a problem, or just the ultimate alpha male?
Hard Lessons (Book 1): Tutor's First Touch by Abbey Kypner Hard Lessons (Book 1): Tutor's First Touch by Abbey Kypner Jan. 31, 2012 $1.99 6626 words Sample 30%
It's natural to hate the popular kid in school. It galls Adrian that someone so mousy gets so much attention from the girls. He grits his teeth over how this kind of guy can get such a reputation for being a sleaze. Yet as the prospective valedictorian, Adrian's been called upon to tutor the very guy he hates most. Of course, Adrian's new pupil has more in mind than hitting the books...
Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories by Aussie Scribbler Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories by Aussie Scribbler Jan. 29, 2012 Free! 39661 words Read a sample
A psychiatrist who resorts to spanking his bratty nymphomaniac patient ; a rascally Arab who swaps places with his identical twin eunuch brother in order to sample the delights of the harem ; supermarket workers who raise money for the homeless with their Cop a Feel Day ; a woman who dreams she is a talking Playboy centrefold ; a perverted prince who takes advantage of Sleeping Beauty. And more!
Sex at Sea -- The Lust Boat Chronicles by Kira Kendrix Sex at Sea -- The Lust Boat Chronicles by Kira Kendrix Jan. 28, 2012 $0.99 10422 words Sample 33%
Heather is stressed out by life, so at the urging of her friend, decides to take a cruise. On her first day there, she runs into her sexy neighbor, and the two of them have a lot more first time experiences than just the cruise. This story is adults only, and meant for those who are 18 or over.
Superslut Suits Up! by Annabeth Lake Superslut Suits Up! by Annabeth Lake Jan. 27, 2012 $2.99 4222 words Sample 30%
A plain Jane corporate secretary by day, Superslut takes to the roads and skies of the city of Sexopolis at night, thwarting its hottest criminals the best way she knows how -- with her sexy body. In this installment, Superslut is called to a meeting with Sexopolis’s dedicated Commissioner Hardon, but tonight, the Commissioner has something other than crimefighting in mind for our heroine… (M/F)
Hipster Fuckr by Janie Pander Hipster Fuckr by Janie Pander Jan. 25, 2012 $2.99 2881 words Sample 40%
Roxxxie Duchess has 9,806 facebook photos (more if you include Flickr and insta.gram). Her life is a constant stream of cell phone moments. Her “dream blog” has 76,508 subscribers. But she has had 0 sex. Tonight that’s gonna change, live.
Inbound! by Michael J. Prescott Inbound! by Michael J. Prescott Jan. 24, 2012 $0.99 6109 words Sample 20%
In a First Class carriage on the 9:05 Intercity 125 to Manchester. She was beautiful. She winked and lifted her skirt. “Want some?” Follow me.” He followed her. But there’s a caveat - there always is. She had a handicap. Then again, so did he. They were a perfect fit front to back.
Pitching Up by Viva Jones Pitching Up by Viva Jones Jan. 24, 2012 $0.99 3276 words Sample 20%
Glenn never had much luck with girls in the past, consoling himself instead with camping, hiking and fishing trips. Now he wants to share his love of nature with city-girl Janine, who's crushed his wholesome ways with a tidal wave of hedonism and lust. But how will the girl whose idea of the countryside is a short-cut through Hyde Park cope with the great outdoors?
Chew On This by B. Handy Chew On This by B. Handy Jan. 23, 2012 Free! 246 words Read a sample
A tasty treat of deception and misdirection.
The Big Gang Bang Theory by Pammy Perkins The Big Gang Bang Theory by Pammy Perkins Jan. 22, 2012 $2.99 3996 words Sample 30%
After turning 18, high school senior cheerleader Jenny decides it's time to ditch the immature jocks at school and set her sights on older, more mature men to meet her sexual needs. She's determined to seduce her nerdy college step-brother first, but when introduces her to his four geeky friends, Jenny's sights are set on taking all of their cocks, and their virginity, at the same time!
Unbeatable - An Erotic Short Story by Katie Clover Unbeatable - An Erotic Short Story by Katie Clover Jan. 18, 2012 Free! 2777 words Read a sample
An erotic short story about cancer? Her name is Samantha, and she spends every night at the same bar. But when the barman finally starts talking to her, he discovers why she's so afraid of meeting a man. This is a sexually explicit short story about a woman who is trying to rebuild her sexual identity.
Sex Island - Sexy Sea Adventures #4 by Scott Rex Sex Island - Sexy Sea Adventures #4 by Scott Rex Jan. 17, 2012 Free! 2890 words Read a sample
After being lost at sea, Josh might have found his long-lost girlfriend Lisa! But to find her he must accompany a vulnerable virgin girl through treachery and danger! Can he protect her from the lusty island-people? Can he resist his urges to touch her sweet naked body? Will he find his beloved girlfriend before the volcano explodes? Take pleasure in this conclusion of the Sexy Sea Saga.
GOSSIP! I the Production Line by Marlena Edwards GOSSIP! I the Production Line by Marlena Edwards Jan. 15, 2012 $4.99 22104 words Sample 10%
RAW ADULT 'GHETTO' Comedy 88-Page Adult Fiction novel. Sagas that are more 'tell it' in dialogue than 'show it' in description. Fast-pace reading. Story told in a less than a 13-hour shift - and without commercials! Ten unhappy 'blue-collar' production line workers take part in the usual daily-12-hour-shift-gossip that happens in the 'Cliques' of most manufacturing production lines.
Big Naughty by Pygmalion Esq. Big Naughty by Pygmalion Esq. Jan. 15, 2012 $0.99 1809 words Sample 20%
A spanking story of sex, love, and newlyweds. Sam and Gloria are having a wonderful time, full of spanking, sex, and fun...but when a comic injury temporarily incapacitates Sam’s spanking hand, what’s Big Naughty to do? [M/F sex]
Inspector Grape and the Curious Case of the Killer Corset by Nobilis Reed Inspector Grape and the Curious Case of the Killer Corset by Nobilis Reed Jan. 15, 2012 $0.99 5625 words Sample 20%
The Elder Miss Trunkle is dead, killed by a freak corset accident. Or was she? The Younger Miss Trunkle stands to inherit a sizable estate, and Inspector Grape is suspicious. The game is a foot! Or...more likely some other body part.
Demerit Slip by Pygmalion Esq. Demerit Slip by Pygmalion Esq. Jan. 14, 2012 $0.99 2076 words Sample 20%
“What did I do?” When high school senior Harold gets a mysterious demerit, he must endure spankings parental and academic, along with the relentless teasing of his girlfriend. His bottom sore, it’s a race against strap and paddle - can he get the slip signed, unravel the mystery of his infraction and, better yet, deal unto his lovely brat her sexy comeuppance? [FF/m (teacher), F/m (parent), m/f]
booty in legging picture by Jason Piere booty in legging picture by Jason Piere Jan. 14, 2012 Free! 45 words Read a sample
Hot girl in legging picture
The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex by Laura Roberts The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012 $2.99 1774 words Sample 30%
Peter Peckerwood thought he was the best thing to happen to women since Charles Bukowski. Of course, if you’ve ever read any Bukowski, right now you're asking yourself "Who'd ever want to be such an asshole?" Thus begins The Unbelievably True Story of the World's Worst Sex (As Judged by Josey Vogels), a sad but true tale of one woman's journey through sexual hell and back.
Bimbo Maker 2 by Janno Bimbo Maker 2 by Janno Jan. 13, 2012 $1.99 4340 words Sample 20%
The second installment of the Bimbo Maker series, this book follows the adventures of Philbert Morrison, science nerd, as he experiments with his Bimbo Maker formula. Bimbo Maker is a special formula that tinkers with atoms on the quantum level and turns ordinary girls into squealing, big-breasted bimbos who LOVE oral sex.
Naked Montreal - Part 1 by Laura Roberts Naked Montreal - Part 1 by Laura Roberts Jan. 13, 2012 Free! 1938 words Read a sample
Naked Montreal is a fictional guide to the Sin City of the North, written by Black Heart Magazine editor Laura Roberts. The novel combines the saucy wit of Laura’s "V for Vixen" columns with the tale of one Smut Mistress' rise to the top of the city's swinging sexy scene, including all the sultry and sordid so-and-so's she meets along the way.
New Year Nookie by Heather Lane New Year Nookie by Heather Lane Jan. 12, 2012 Free! 7279 words Read a sample
Sasha Morton needed a little more out of life... So did Jake Simms. After a long tradition of New Year's Eve parties with her sister, Sasha decided to take control of destiny and get out of dodge. When she went on the singles cruise that she paid for on a whim, she met up with Jake. After that, they couldn't get enough of each other.
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 5: Theresa by Luca Satana The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 5: Theresa by Luca Satana Jan. 11, 2012 $0.99 3394 words Sample 20%
This is Episode 5 from the Jimmy Jolts Series. In this episode, Henry is going to KC to try and secure future services with name number two on his lead sheet: Theresa, 35, housewife. Daphne and Eileen end up going along for the ride. Let's see if Henry can get it done, this time on his own, somewhat.
The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 4: The Eileen Situation by Luca Satana The Jimmy Jolts Series: Episode 4: The Eileen Situation by Luca Satana Jan. 11, 2012 $0.99 3309 words Sample 20%
This is the fourth episode from the Jimmy Jolts series. In this episode, Henry's landlord has waited long enough for his rent money. Henry risks the chance of being evicted and locked out of his apartment, and losing his supply of Jimmy Jolts in the process. Can Henry convince Nancy, his landlord to let him stay?
My, Oh My by S. E. Darby My, Oh My by S. E. Darby Jan. 08, 2012 $0.99 6416 words Sample 30%
With a family gathering looming, and no apparent way out, Nicole decides to take control. If she must attend her eighty year old granny’s birthday celebration, she plans on doing it in the most relaxed state of consciousness she can achieve. All she needs is a willing participant to help her reach the plateau.
Get Into My shorts by Nikki Palmer Get Into My shorts by Nikki Palmer Jan. 05, 2012 $5.99 41821 words Sample 5%
This is an anthology containing the author’s favorites of the short stories she’s written. The anthology contains: Brenda the Bitch, Frannie the Titless Wonder, Karen’s Kissin’ Cousin, Nikki and her Teacher, Norma and Nelson Get Nerdified, and Buttcrack Betty. Also included is For Daddy’s Love by Bree Jandora.
Eggbertina Presents: Roger, the Talking Vibrator by Frankie Lassut Eggbertina Presents: Roger, the Talking Vibrator by Frankie Lassut Jan. 04, 2012 $0.99 6160 words Sample 10%
EggROTIC stories from my telepathic friend, Eggbertina, the ostrich love egg. Starts with her dictation from Roger, a talking vibrator, and finishes with Swiss watches, just after God tries to patent sex. There’s a great game too from Orgasmo-Corp (International DSS Jobseekers Newstart, Gateway, Global Multinational Corporation), which ladies might like to play at home?
Ass-Pounded by Ron and Jeremy by Cheri Verset Ass-Pounded by Ron and Jeremy by Cheri Verset Jan. 04, 2012 $2.99 4685 words Sample 20%
On a public beach, Amelia lets her two hunky coworkers screw her silly, including deep-throat, anal sex, and double penetration.
Get Me, Got Me, Good by Sommer Marsden Get Me, Got Me, Good by Sommer Marsden Jan. 03, 2012 $1.69 5726 words Sample 5%
Lizzie just wants a normal day off with boring Jonathan. But he has a special surprise. One that involves the live morning show Wake Up, Baltimore! and an 'announcement'. Suddenly, Lizzie finds herself in the role of runaway almost bride--on live TV, no less. Only she has an accomplice. A very handsome, very interested executive producer who takes it upon himself to help her out. 18+ ONLY
Sex Pirates - Sexy Sea Adventures #3 by Scott Rex Sex Pirates - Sexy Sea Adventures #3 by Scott Rex Jan. 01, 2012 Free! 2337 words Read a sample
Josh and his multiple lovers have been kidnapped by murderous pirates! Now the pirates want to have their way with Josh's women! Will Josh be able to rescue the sweet young girls? Who will get ravaged? Will Josh ever find his long-lost girlfriend?
Naughty Little Secrets by Cassandra Curtis Naughty Little Secrets by Cassandra Curtis Dec. 31, 2011 $0.99 23561 words Sample 15%
Aspiring author Stacie Purcell writes her sexy fantasies in a ‘story binder’, but when she misplaces it, she risks exposure of all her naughty little secrets. Tyler Murchison finds her messenger bag in his repair shop and discovers the secrets inside. He offers Stacie a chance to experience all the incredible delights she writes about. But can a single night of wild sex lead to something more?
The Perverted Old Professor and His Golden Girls by TJ Nachito The Perverted Old Professor and His Golden Girls by TJ Nachito Dec. 31, 2011 $1.98 6533 words Sample 20%
Terri, Jumpha and Yolanda...this perverted old professor had known three young women in all his years who enjoyed the sort of nasty kink he did. He taught them and they taught him such warm wet delights! It was enough to make an old coot die happy with such fond memories on golden pond!
How not to have sex by Anna Austen Leigh How not to have sex by Anna Austen Leigh Dec. 31, 2011 Free! 1594 words Read a sample
Having sex outdoors - a delight. Except when everything goes wrong.
Sex Yacht - Sexy Sea Adventures #2 by Scott Rex Sex Yacht - Sexy Sea Adventures #2 by Scott Rex Dec. 30, 2011 Free! 3048 words Read a sample
Lost at sea, Josh finally gets rescued by some people on a yacht! But these are no regular sea-voyagers... they want him to do drugs and take part in group sex or they'll send him back out to sea! Will Josh maintain his virtue, or will he give in to lust? Will he find his beloved girlfriend? Will he take solace in the arms of a new lover?
Twelve Days of Christmas A Collection of stories About a Sub and His Mistress and How They Celebrate The Holiday Season by Yanagi Rosencratz Twelve Days of Christmas A Collection of stories About a Sub and His Mistress and How They Celebrate The Holiday Season by Yanagi Rosencratz Dec. 29, 2011 $2.50 12814 words Sample 25%
I'm just a Submissive. Whatever my Mistress wants me to do, I do it.This is a collection of Christmas oriented erotic stories full of some of the more common fetishes. Puppy play, forced femnisation,rope bondage, and foot/sock fetish to name a few. Each story touches on one if not more fetishes and focuses on a theme such as, Gingerbread house or China Doll.
Sex Raft - Sexy Sea Adventures #1 by Scott Rex Sex Raft - Sexy Sea Adventures #1 by Scott Rex Dec. 29, 2011 Free! 2182 words Read a sample
Josh is stranded at sea in his raft and he misses his girlfriend. But there's a sexy lady stranded with him. How will they cope with their desperate situation?
The Hung and the Restless by Levi Adair The Hung and the Restless by Levi Adair Dec. 28, 2011 $3.99 5692 words Sample 15%
An erotic comedy. Join us as we meet the residents of Furwood, a small mid-west town where everyone knows everybody - intimately. Will Betty have to take on the whole school? What will Ez see from the storage room? Who will Shelly fuck over next? Will Tom be able to bang the babysitter before Betty gets home?
Banging the Bride - Personalized by Tessie L'Amour Banging the Bride - Personalized by Tessie L'Amour Dec. 26, 2011 $3.99 4117 words Sample 20%
PERSONALIZED BOOK: Instructions included for requesting a personalized version where YOU rename the characters any way you like. ==> When the bride gets the jitters on her wedding day, the best man, Tyler, has to find her and convince her to go through with the wedding. But when Tyler finds her crying in the bridesmaid's room, he convinces her to do a whole lot more.
There Goes My Anal Cherry! by Kelly O'Connor There Goes My Anal Cherry! by Kelly O'Connor Dec. 26, 2011 $1.01 3624 words Sample 10%
A sassy dirty girl decides she wants her boyfriend to be her backdoor man, all in the name of anthropological research. She has heard the myth of the mysterious anal orgasm -- is this real or just false data? She will write a paper on the matter and present her findings once she says the big goodbye to her rear virginity! All characters depicted are 18 years or older.
Escort, Me? by Chrystal Mahan Escort, Me? by Chrystal Mahan Dec. 23, 2011 $0.99 9263 words Sample 5%
Meet Erin Rose, escort with a bit of spark. Erin will find humor in everything and won’t hesitate to tell you about it. In “Escort, Me" she'll share some of the perks (or is it quirks) of the job. This is book one in the Erin Rose collection.
Paper Worms by Graham Murray Paper Worms by Graham Murray Dec. 23, 2011 $0.99 7628 words Sample 15%
After some acrobatics with me trying to keep my tongue pressed into her - which didn’t quite work - we managed to get her panties free and I casually tossed them over my head. The idea was for them to land on the bed, but I’d miscalculated a bit and they landed on Carol’s head instead and then dropped into her lap.
Santa Claus is Coming by Alix Storm Santa Claus is Coming by Alix Storm Dec. 23, 2011 $2.99 4160 words Sample 10%
Candy is Santa’s special girl, and she’s been both naughty and nice, just the way her daddy wants her. But she owes Daddy and his right-hand man, Rudy, a little something extra. And she knows just what to give them—herself. Will Santa and Rudy share this delectable gift and keep coming back for more of Candy’s delights? Sequel to Candy Kane’s Gang Bang.
Santa's Coming! by Graham Murray Santa's Coming! by Graham Murray Dec. 22, 2011 $0.99 4018 words Sample 15%
It’s Christmas Eve. Harmony is clad in skimpy lingerie waiting for Brian to satisfy her burning desire. But Brian is rat-arsed at the local pub. Help is at hand when Santa stumbles upon the beautiful Harmony on the sofa. He does what any good Santa would and grants her Christmas wish. And then some! You better watch out; SANTA’S COMING! And so is Harmony. And then some!
Bad Hair Day by Matt Nicholson Bad Hair Day by Matt Nicholson Dec. 20, 2011 $0.99 8036 words Sample 20%
It isn't every day a girl is possessed by a ghost. It's even rarer that the ghost is a kinky sadist. But it's her lucky day when Brett--freshly deceased thanks to her distracting public nudity--decides to enjoy the afterlife and enact a bit of payback by making her do some of the most painful, and pleasurable, things she's ever done. Then her husband comes home and things really get fun.
Candy Kane's Gang Bang by Alix Storm Candy Kane's Gang Bang by Alix Storm Dec. 19, 2011 $2.99 10718 words Sample 10%
The best part of being Santa's little girl is that he knows just how nice she's been to her daddy. Now Daddy's going to give Candy Kane the best present a girl could want. And Candy wants a lot—a gang bang with Santa’s elite elves. How can he resist her lusty Christmas wish?
Jenny's Naughty List by Carl Chelsea Jenny's Naughty List by Carl Chelsea Dec. 16, 2011 $0.99 3874 words Sample 20%
When Santa is called away from work to attend to Ms. Kringle's needs, Jenny is given the naughty list. She has two days to judge the borderline cases and she's overheated at the prospect! This collection has 6 Flash Fiction pieces (300 words) and a bit of a love story. It's more cleverness and puns than actual sizzling action, but no worries it still makes your season jolly! 18+ only!
Hot Clip Barber by Whiskey McNaughton Hot Clip Barber by Whiskey McNaughton Dec. 16, 2011 Free! 4737 words Read a sample
Jim Jennings has been visiting Tom's Barber Shop all his life, but one day he discovers not only is Tom not there, but the babe cutting hair in Tom's shop is so hot the place is almost blazing. Nervous, he continues coming in for his hair cuts until one day when she locks the door and pulls the shades and gives him more than a trim around the edges, causing him to hope Tom never comes back in.
If It Isn't Love? by Sable Jordan If It Isn't Love? by Sable Jordan Dec. 15, 2011 $0.99 8570 words Sample 10%
When Zaria tells her boyfriend Derek that she loves him, his response is “ditto”. Oblivious to his mistake, Zaria’s forced to teach him a valuable lesson that ends with a reward he won’t soon forget.